Phone it in
In the event of an unexpected issue that leads to an unexpected nap my readers should expect the unexpected, like when a prose poem appears in an attempt to explain why the expectations of an expectant readership are suddenly being let down. We expect this poem will not meet the audiences expectation so we apologize and expectantly await some comments.
Yeah… I fell asleep and botched day 23. Sorry.
Cheers!
π βTis the season, naps are to be expected.